In the world of Poonabus, which happens to be the internet, their are many gods and goddesses. You may ask "What are these gods?". Are they website? Are they memes? Are they users? The answer is: NONE OF THOSE! No, these deities represent everything that is the internet, mostly the worst parts of it. Let me introduce you to these gods.
Spamoclese- The god of spamming. He turned humans into spammers in the early days. Spammers are now racially extinct, but their spirit lives on in the form of magic (yes magic) spamming! Mages who practice this form of magic are called spammers (yeah a bit lazy there, but true!) and some of these mages worship Spamoclese in secret.
Pornamus- The goddess of porn. She turned humans into Fetishibucci (singular: Fetishibus), monsters that disgust and lure mankind into insanity and possibly lust. She married Spamoclese and spawned two children, Trollac-bao and Braizii! Her worshippers are typically male, but the clergy is typically female, unless you're gay.
Trollac-bao- The god of trolls. He led an army of trolls to overthrow Spamoclese and Pornamus, and destroy the spammer race! He took over 4chan and created the first kingdom of trolls, the Trollan Chanite! His worshipers are unyielding, persistent, and clever. His symbol is a brass middle finger with a large claw for a nail, this is so followers can use it as a weapon at anytime... and insult people.
Braizii-The god of flamers. He led an army of flamers to overthrow Spamoclese and Pornamus, and banish the Fetishibucci to deviantart, the worst hell on the internet. He took over a large portion of Reddit and created the first kingdom of flamers, the Pyroman Flamate! His worshipers are proud, pretentious, and righteous (perhaps self-righteous). His symbol is the a torch with a screaming face on it, to show they are burning with out-rage, as if they didn't already show it.
Adminocrates- The god of admins, moderators, and rules. Adminocrates once was a very nice god, who wanted to save the world from trolls and flamers, but inevitably became one of the most self-righteous asses on the face of the internet. He created a powerful weapon, called "Ban-hammer". It has the power to ban people without a reason at all, and could ban even a staff member (I'm looking at you Shining armor)! He became so mad with power, he eventually made room for totalitarian lands like Facebook or Twitter. Clergy in the free lands worship what he was, while in totalitarian land they worship how he is. His symbol is a hammer, a peen-ball hammer
Memelkal- The god of memes. This god brought in fairy memes in the form of cats in the first days, then in the form of rage comics, now they are wide in variety, and die out quicker. Every year he demands a sacrifice of at least five popular memes, if his demands are not met, he will unleash an armada of unfunny memes on the internet until he gets them. Such an incident occured when he demand for darude-sandstorm to die. His symbol is a grumpy cat, which is grumpy because it has been turned into a marketing tool.
Vygas- The god of viral anything. He is an evil deity that plauges the internet with viral videos, pictures, and trends. His current champion is Pewdiepie, who rules the feudal and brutal land of YouTube. He created the let's play, the reaction video, and the "original" rap. His symbol is a subscribe button, which he also created.
Devos Grande- The goddess of deviant art. She created the hell pit known as deviant art, and rules over her disgusting, weird, monster subjects. She created shitty fan art, vore, inflation, and male pregnancy. It is said any man who walks into her domain will become pregnant, inflate, and be eaten by a worm (worm vore)! Her symbol is the deviant art logo, because she rules over it, duh!